August 13, 2005 – 3:11 am
I don’t know was the deal is.. Just don’t. The name-a-matron never wants to work, and Name Machines Inc. never honored the warranty. Well, a few days ago I was sitting around watching a documentary about cheese, when a giant sasquatch opened the front door, ran through the living room, and darted its way out the back door. He soon after disappeared in a bush in the back yard to never be seen again. During his adventure through the house it must have bumped everybody’s favorite naming machine. Which fired up for a brief second.
And now I bring you the NOTM:
Roger Cringlestein