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Spilled Beer

Man…. I spilled beer in my car today. Fucking annoying! I was crossing the train tracks, headed for home, when I had to slam the brakes to avoid hitting this jackass leisurely walking across the street IN THE DARK. My beer was sitting in the back seat. Three bottles slipped out of the six pack holder and one started leaking when it hit the floor. It’s been cleaned up, but the car better not smell in the morning. That pedestrian deserved to be clubbed in the head with the leaky bottle. Good thing my passenger side window was closed.